Chris Cross, his name does him justice for sure since he can cross any body part across another…. or so it seems. The man does seem to pull off some crazy stunts that make most of us scratch our heads and say… “What the … “.
If you are ever in the UK and looking to see a really sick performer (actually, I believe he travels and may have shows booked in places outside the UK) you may want to check out this guys act. Chris Cross is a Stand-Up Comedy Contortionist, Escapologist & Magician that lives and works in the UK mainly. Chris is able to do what the rest of us cannot, twist his limbs into the most wicked positions.
He is one of the few people in the World who can fully dislocate his scapular bone and move it around inside his skin at free will - like a KFC Chicken Wing gone terribly wrong!!
That is some sick Shit! for sure.
Alongside this stunt, he also claps with his elbows, skips with his arms and other upper body contortion.
Chris cross way sick video trailer of his performances - He actually has lots of really cool performance videos on his YouTube Channel.
Watch out for The Chris Cross Show in your Town!
A few other sites that he keeps
Check him out!
The list of 20 worst drinks for your waistline and health came out from Yahoo and Menshealth Mag.
I skipped the bottom and got rigt into the top
10.# (remember, it gets worse as we go down the list)Ā Naked Protein Zone Banana
480 cals,3 grams of fat and 70 grams of sugar.This “should be good for ‘ya” drink actually boasts 160 more calories yet almost half the protien of a 6-oz sirloin steak.
#9 The Dunkin Donuts “Reduced Calorie” Berry Smoothie.
Yes folks… this is reduced calorie by Dunkin’s standard!490 calories4 g fat (2.5 g saturated fat)97 g carbohydrates83 g sugarsSeemsDunkin can fool people into thinking that this may be OK with the words “reduced calorie” in the title.. You know we have a health “craze” in fast food and every chain is trying that slick play on words. The phrase is meaningless without a comparison item and the empty calories in this “dietetic” beverage actually put the Quarter Pounder to shame. Yep, there are more calories in the diet smoothie than there are in the diet crushing Quarter Pounder!
#8 Sonic Route Large Lemon-Berry Cream Slush (20 ounces)
630 calories15 g fat(9 g saturated, 0.5 g trans)99 g sugars
That slushie is the equivalent of a full meal at most fast food drive thru’s.
Sickly Lucky! This video came out 2 days ago. Seems a woman stumbled around the subway station and fell in the path of a train. Talk about about being very lucky. Fox got this from surveillance footage, they say. The woman is either drugged, drunk, a bit crazy, or just a wee bit suicidal, really, I have no idea.Ā Either way, lucky beyond belief. Sick videos of a close call…
This is some funny shit for sure
Nike Air Yeezy - I like Nikes, but they really are gettin’ a bit out of control. This is some gay shit here.
and don’t forget the Nike Rainbow
Annonymous dude whose online photo album has him is some odd position, in every other shot. Seriously, WTF was he thinking by adding these to his Flicker stream?
Ā Jonas Brothers Southpark - enough said.
Sexy Spec… i.e. Spectacular, I think thats what he says. This is some funny gay ass shit. No idea if he’s serious about this or being comedic, hopefully it’s the latter. Either way it’s gay ass shit for sure.Sexy Spec doing the “I know you want me” grind
and the top prize for Gayest Shit on the Web goes to drumroll… KeithFromUpDaBlock trying to out do Sexy Spec
Alright, here are the top 10 reasons to maybe quit while you are ahead.. or not. No one really likes a quitter, but this is some crazy shit that no one wants a part of, especially when topless chicks are not involved.
Reason #1 - You may get crazy sick and puke your guts out of your nose while your BFF is taping it all.
Reason # 2 - Faceplant, ooohhh a hard one, OK ,maybe this shit isn’t as funny as it looks? Nope, it’s some funny shit.
Reason #3 - You begin thinking you look cool
Reason #4 - The whole pee one yourself while sick wasted.
Reason #5 - You may begin to think you are Santa Clause, minus the materialistic presents.
Reason #6 - Straight failure at drinking.
Reason #7 - Your bros have too much time on their hands and a deep love of porcupines.
Reason #8 - Your bros have too much time on their hands and no love for porcupines. Fuzzy Bunnies all de way.
Reason #9 - Your kid begins to emulate you.
Reason #10 - Your DUI mugshot looks as silly as this. What is up ? Can’t look badass with your tongue wagging… OK, Mike Tyson still looks like a bad ass.
Reason # 11 - 1 over my10 reason limit, but WTF? This could be your redneck brother taking family portraits.
This video made by The Onion has circulated all around the Internet, but, DAMN, the shit’s funny so here it is again for anyone who may have missed it. Another sick video, sick funny, that is. The Onions skit on Sony’s new “piece of shit“.
Come on… we all know this one, Fo sure.
William Shatner performs some Sarah Palin poetry on the Tonight Show. Finally, it all makes sense, Thanks William! - funny shit
This was a sad weekend for comedy writers, Sarah Palin resigned in Alaska. For a final laugh, she did give us a farewell speech that may live on for many years to come, in late night television.
As always, Sarah puts on a confusing show with too many words that no one but Todd can figure out.
““…Ā ahh Sarah, debate was over wolves, not sure who eats wolves.
” WTF is she trying to say?
Crazy Videos - Sara Palin Greatest Hits
and there is David Letterman trying to explain it all
The full Sarah Palin rambling session is below, getting through the 2000+ words is a bit painful.
Chick fight for sure and I believe the chick got the upper hand in this brawl or at least was able to squeak load enough to make the monitor say F this shit and walk away from his fiesty lunch. I wonder how dinner time went.
The Red Ponchos are a very old, grassroots, military group on Bolivia. They are made up of mostly a single tribe of native indians. The Aymara people, represent about a third of Bolivia. The group sports red ponchos and carries outdated weapons when threatened.
In the last few years, they have been in the news as some of the group achieved political power. The group fights, sometimes guerrilla style against what it believes is oppression and soldiers hide their rifles under their red ponchos. What they are trying to do may be a good thing for the people, but their methods of getting their men all riled up is a bit on the sick side. This video is some really sad shit and very hard to watch for anyone that loves dogs.
āThe greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.” Mahatma Gandhi