What happens when you decide cooking oil is a fine substitute for Botox? hmmm…. you don’t need to wonder, check this crazy shit out.

before cooking oil

and here she is after all her crazy plastic surgery

A Korean woman named Hang Mioku was so obssesed with plastic surgery that she went nuts with it. After too many doctors refused to do any more and that is when this nutcase decided to play doctor herself.

From what I read seems like Hang found a doctor who gave her a “do-it-yourself” silicone injection treatment. This crazy woman ran out of silicone and figured that cooking oil was a great alternative. Hey why not? seems like a logical choice for things you can screw yourself up with… NOT.

After her do it at home cooking oil injections, shit went sideways for Hang. It seems cooking oil was a really bad choice.

Hang gained some sympathy in Korea after her horrifying story aired on TV.  Viewers donated money to a fund to help correct her self mutilation and doctors removed 20 grams of foreign substance from Hang Moiku’s face and 200 grams from her neck. Looking at the above picture, I think there is more reconstructive work to be done. That is some sick ass shit for sure.

What do rednecks do for fun?  I got that answer… Tie a case of beer to their old ladies ass and watch her tractor the shit around. Crazy new sport I guess.

Redneck tractor pull

This comes from a some crazy and sick mofo I call a friend….

He loves his Salvia plants - Personally, I have never tried it, it scares the shit out of me, I like my mind in tact.

Witchcraft in the USA Today?

salvia divinorum plant

The real witchcraft exists in the minds of those who think they can see it out there in our society and feel the call to stamp it out. And since there is no real witchcraft to “fight” they need to make some up.

Like the Salvia Divinorum Plant.

Despite the fact that no one has ever been addicted to this Plant – robbed anyone because of it – died of an overdose of it – killed anyone under the influence of it – beat their spouse and children – driven their car off a cliff – jumped out of windows or even painted their face half-blue…….it is now demonized by the mindless parroting media as a deadly addictive menace needing urgent attention. Read the rest of this entry »

Now this is how you get married, for sure!

It starts with a proposal from the pregnant chick with the shotgun.

shotgun wedding

we have the family, her kissin’ cousins, brothers, etc…

redneck family

The wedding ceremony

redneck wedding

A redneck Wedding Toast

redneck toast

The cool ride out of the wedding trailer,that Limo Truck is sick!

Redneck limo

the after party

redneck hottub

The honeymoon vacation on the river

sick trip

Just when you thought you couldn’t stand your neighbors, you end up at Just Sick Shit and find out it really could be worse. Check out these crazy mofo’s, stupid ass rednecks and others of course. I do not wanna feel like I am only picking on the dumb rednecks.

I’m thinking this woman has a collection of Burger King hats, she is queen of the keg for the day cuz ya know no fool would ever get in her way.

redneck all the way to the keg

If you live next door to this crew, I suggest wearing a bullet proof vest to grab the mail. Trust me, those crazy bastards will mistake you for a deer within the seconds it takes to pound a can of Bud.

backyard redneck crew

This house here is a bit creepy… Kids, just let the ball go when it goes into that yard. Trying to retrieve it… not a good idea.

maniquin yard

I hope this house is decorated for Xmas, however, I doubt it is.

crzy neighbors during xmas

Neighborhood block party anyone? Granny wants to dance to those 80’s songs still playing in her head while wearing her hot pants.

dancing granny

From one crazy granny to another, Chuck Norris would be afraid to step in her front yard.

crazy granny with gun, thats some really crazy shit

WTF?

crazy games

WTF?

crazy pinwheel

and WTF? again, actually, this fool just wants to surf I guess

redneck surfing

and… If you stop at every yard sale in the city and decorate the yard with the shit, this can be you…

nutty neighbors

Damn, I am starting to really love and appreciate thy neighbor!

Sick Video for sure… There may be a lesson learned here as this may not be the best way to remove a giant whale carcass from a beach. Exploding Whales may be a safety hazered all around since many large whales weigh as much as 150 tons.

Actually, the carcuss remains, but now in pieces that have been thrown for miles around and caused some casualties along the way. Can I get a thumbd up for a poorly planned plan thatwent sideways.

Gross Shit…  depends, Crazy Shit? for sure,  OK, so check these nutty videos out… this is really some sick shit that these fools can do with their tongues and mouths. Now this fool below really has some sick talent… he can pick his nose with his tongue, wow, thats really some sick shit.

Are these fools serious? Have you ever seen anything so sickeningly cute… EVER?

Sick Shit for sure, in a good, wholesome way…  sickeningly cute vid of kittens, yep kittens.

Stupid Shit, the backwards trailer

redneck trailer for some really stupid fool

Who needs gas when you can have a sun mobile, actually, this is really cool. This is a solar powered car. Hope they checked the weather report before taking that road trip.

who needs gas

who needs windows when you have duct tape?

right way to tape up that broken window

The only way to ride, in the back of a truck… in a homemade hottub. This is the ultimate redneck hot tub,beer keg and all.

ultimate redneck hot tub

Proof That plastic surgery can’t work for everyone. Not that we really need any since Mike and Latoya Jackson became the twins they were never born as. Sick pics of plastic surgery gone wrong.

Jocelyn

OK, its the nutty desire to be a cat.

Here is definite proof that money can’t buy looks… even 2 million.

Socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein spent a rumored 2million (UK or US… not sure) on plastic surgery. She is believed to have started this nutty transformation to keep her husband interested in her, sadly, her husband died last year and she is stuck living this way.

catwoman jocelyn wildenstein

The good news is that we can clearly say that no one is able to guess her age… 62 or 63, I believe. From her photo, she looks like an ageless wreck.

Check out Jocelyn’s transformations over the years

wildenstein bad sick plastic surgery

Final cost to Jocelyn … about 2 mil
The “don’t end up like me” message to other nuts ….. priceless!

By the way, below is a picture of Dennis Abner (Dennis Smith), the man who surgically tried to turn himself into a cat and now goes by catman,

The catman is rumored to have spent about 100k and has some sick tattoos  ans some wicked bod mod to show as well… maybe he got the better deal

catman dennis abner