Here are some sick and twisted jobs you may want to stay away from… The following are either people with really sick jobs or just people doing a really sick job.

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Target holder

Here is a crazy sick job, what would his title be? Or better yet, what was his price?

Check this one out, the deodorant tester / armpit sniffer. WTF? Yep, this looks like something they would have done in the 1950’s.

Elephant pooper scooper

Basket Bicycle delivery, a bit overloaded maybe

How about this crazy sick job, car cleaner (in g-string) at the mud derby, I think she has a lot of work ahead of her.

Sick Job, Human Pie target

Purple penguin, not liking his job today

The protester, and hey, this fool may be worse off than the others, he is most likely not even being paid. This is like sick volunteering.

Pollution inspector. That just seems like a really dirty job and yes, some sick shit running through his fingers

Cow transport - when you have no truck, just improvise

Here are more images of some sick jobs

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We know gas prices are getting high, here are a few very green alternatives to gas.
Benifits are huge… Your fuel bill is in the form of hay. No need to worry about mechanical or electrical malfunctions and replacing the engine only takes a minute.

You can also make your donkey car look cool and stylish by adding a few logos.

Check out this Middle Eastern Geo. Thats gas efficiency for sure

The Cow Truck, cow power, may need to stop for grazing often.

Here is one of the down sides to the donkey mobile, You may overload it and it just won’t have the horsepower to get out of the situation.

Alligator car, this may be a bit dangerous

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Winnie Judd seems to have shot Hedvig Samuelson, 24, in the head, along with another woman and tried to stuff her in a trunk. When the trunk was not large enough, Winnie Judd cut up the body into four parts and packed her that way. She then took the trunks filled with 2 dead bodies on the train to Los Angeles with her. She then became called the trunk Murderess… hmm

What a sick pic, A family portrait? Being beheaded is bad enough, but to wind up with this sick threesome as your final photo is pretty horrific.

This is most likely NOT what this cat had in mind when he decided to hang himself. One final embarrassment for sure… that is some sick shit! literally.

Case of Brain Freeze? Yikes. I am just assuming the driver died, I may be wrong.

Getting impaled is one thing, but this is ridiculous. Is that an IV in him? My God,. that man has a tree through him.

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I wonder if this optical illusion print comes in a wallpaper? This crazy shit makes me dizzy just glancing at it….

Can you imagine using this for your walls? I wonder how long it wold take to go totally insane? This pattern is so cool, even with only a few lines showing the thing still moves. This isn’t a sick vid, this is actually just a jpeg, a still image of nothing more than squares of 2 sizes and 4 colors but the pattern and color combo totally mess with my eyes making it hard to really focus on anything other than the waves moving through the image… It’s a pretty crazy pattern for sure.

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Feline oddities - Sick looking kitty cats. Just like people, cats have their share of deformations">crazy deformations and birth defects. Below are some crazy looking cats, unfortunately, most did not live for more than a few hours. Usually, badly deformed babies are miscarried early on, but sometimes they are born and we all trip out on it….

Here is some crazy sick shit, Feline oddities - cyclops the kitty cat

 Another cyclops kitty

 This kitten has duplicated limbs. It’s almost like two separate bodies stuck back to back. I believe they could not be separated because they shared organs.

 Two face the fat cat

An old black and white of a two faced cat above. Below, well, it may be a hoax. The vet believes that the kittens below are merely stuck together due to dried fluids from birth. The reason for this not being real Siamese sextuplets is because they are all different colors and there is no way mama kitty could have squeezed that crazy mess out like that. makes sense to me. either way, a crazy mess to be in.

 This oddly deformed kitty cat had no facial features, no mouth or nose to even breathe with.

This cat not only has two heads, but 2 brains as well, from what I read. The owners claimed potty training was a serious problem.

 This cat, well, he may just have eaten too much

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