This was a sad weekend for comedy writers, Sarah Palin resigned in Alaska. For a final laugh, she did give us a farewell speech that may live on for many years to come, in late night television.

As always, Sarah puts on a confusing show with too many words that no one but Todd can figure out.

“ Hollywood needs to know, we eat, therefore we hunt.“…  ahh Sarah, debate was over wolves, not sure who eats wolves.

“the cold though, doesn’t it split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs? And then in the summertime such extreme summertime about a hundred and fifty degrees hotter than just some months ago, than just some months from now” WTF is she trying to say?

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and there is David Letterman trying to explain it all

The full Sarah Palin rambling session is below, getting through the 2000+ words is a bit painful.

What an absolutely beautiful day it is, and it is my honor to speak to all Alaskans, to our Alaskan family this last time as your governor. And it is always great to be in Fairbanks. The rugged rugged hardy people that live up here Read the rest of this entry »

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Knowing when your chick is angry or has something on her mind is sometimes not too tough.But if anyone is having trouble, here are 5 sure fire ways to tell that she is angry with your dumb ass.

What’s the saying? Hell has no fury like a women scorned.

1) When she tells people about your penis size.

Nothing says “I hate you” quite like a a billboard advertising your penis size over a giant crowd.

2) When she throws your shit out the house and leaves a small note.

3) When she asks for a divorce.

 4) When she takes some aggression out on your car

 5) When she just comes out and tells you how she feels

Whats the lesson? Don’t piss that crazy bitch off .  (refer to saying at the top).

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Sick Video for sure… There may be a lesson learned here as this may not be the best way to remove a giant whale carcass from a beach. Exploding Whales may be a safety hazered all around since many large whales weigh as much as 150 tons.

Actually, the carcuss remains, but now in pieces that have been thrown for miles around and caused some casualties along the way. Can I get a thumbd up for a poorly planned plan thatwent sideways.

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We all know the Japanese have some sick game shows going on, but check out this crazy video. Talk about embarrasment.

You would never be able to pull off a stunt like this on some unsuspecting people in the U.S. without getting arrested and sued.

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Those nutty Russians show the world they have the balls to express how they really feel.

Gary Kasparov press conference gets interrupted by a dickhead, seriously. Yep, they made a very literal statement with this prank.

During a rally staged by Kremlin critics, some pro-kremlin supporters pulled a stunt. They launched a flying penis across the room. The rest is pure sick comedy as people try to catch the pranksters “don’t be a big dick” chopper. I guess the prank got the results they hoped for. For a minute all cameras and eyeballs left the speaker for the amazing sight of a game of “catch the flying cock”. Funny thing is, everyone starred, but was hesitant to lose dignity in actually trying to catch it. Finally a brave man steps up, swats it like a fly and plays the cool hero.

Priceless.

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I have no idea how this craziness  even happened, but OMG, this is one of the grossest things I have seen. No idea if its real or fake , but , excuse me for a minute while I throw up.

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This is one sick lawnmower accident, hand gets cut up by lawnmower, thumbs up for safety

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Tales of the great penis snatching of 2008 may be a bit exaggerated… or not. This may actually be a brilliant way to explain the small pecker to your girl…

“See honey, it used to be 12″, but that mutha up the street snatched 8″ from me.”

When in West , watch out for those crazed you know what snatchers and keep a really close eye on the family jewels. Yep, 13 people have been arrested in Africa for stealing and/or shrinking penises that they wanted for themselves or maybe were envious of, talk about penis envy!

How did they do this… well, don’t ya know… Witchcraft!

The sorceres / witchdoctors would need a hardcore spell to shrink this bad boy.

This is some twisted shit for sure, Seems centuries later people are still getting arrested for witchcraft. And yes, the suspects were also in that old Chicago gangland method called “protection”.

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

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Here is a hard learned lesson on why bomb disarmament may not be a spectator sport. Very disturbing Video of people trying to disarm an explosive with a crowd of very, very stupid spectators gathered around… you may already know this went sideways and shit hit the fan.

Click here to watch the insanity of when shit really goes wrong and yes, the bomb explodes

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This is some sick shit. watch the video as this girl body slams a would be purse snatcher backwards in the elevator as he grabs her purse and tries to run with it. This crazy chick grabs him and does a move straight out of the UFC to get her purse back and the sorry robber gets slammed to the elevator floor…. Can we call this a technical knockout or maybe score it crazy chick 1, and stupid assailant 0.

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