Alright, here are the top 10 reasons to maybe quit while you are ahead.. or not. No one really likes a quitter, but this is some crazy shit that no one wants a part of, especially when topless chicks are not involved.

Reason #1 - You may get crazy sick and puke your guts out of your nose while your BFF is taping it all.

Reason # 2 - Faceplant, ooohhh a hard one, OK ,maybe this shit isn’t as funny as it looks? Nope, it’s some funny shit.

Reason #3 - You begin thinking you look cool

Reason #4 - The whole pee one yourself while sick wasted.

Reason #5 - You may begin to think you are Santa Clause, minus the materialistic presents.

Reason #6 - Straight failure at drinking.

Reason #7 - Your bros have too much time on their hands and a deep love of porcupines.

Reason #8 - Your bros have too much time on their hands and no love for porcupines. Fuzzy Bunnies all de way.

Reason #9 - Your kid begins to emulate you.

Reason #10 - Your DUI mugshot looks as silly as this. What is up ? Can’t look badass with your tongue wagging… OK, Mike Tyson still looks like a bad ass.

Reason # 11 - 1 over my10 reason limit, but WTF? This could be your redneck brother taking family portraits.

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This video made by The Onion has circulated all around the Internet, but, DAMN, the shit’s funny so here it is again for anyone who may have missed it. Another sick video, sick funny, that is. The Onions skit on Sony’s new “piece of shit“.

Come on… we all know this one, Fo sure.

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