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Archive for the ‘jokes’ Category
Alright, here are the top 10 reasons to maybe quit while you are ahead.. or not. No one really likes a quitter, but this is some crazy shit that no one wants a part of, especially when topless chicks are not involved. Reason #1 - You may get crazy sick and puke your guts out of your nose while your BFF is taping it all.
Reason # 2 - Faceplant, ooohhh a hard one, OK ,maybe this shit isn’t as funny as it looks? Nope, it’s some funny shit.
Reason #3 - You begin thinking you look cool
Reason #4 - The whole pee one yourself while sick wasted.
Reason #5 - You may begin to think you are Santa Clause, minus the materialistic presents.
Reason #6 - Straight failure at drinking.
Reason #7 - Your bros have too much time on their hands and a deep love of porcupines.
Reason #8 - Your bros have too much time on their hands and no love for porcupines. Fuzzy Bunnies all de way.
Reason #9 - Your kid begins to emulate you.
Reason #10 - Your DUI mugshot looks as silly as this. What is up ? Can’t look badass with your tongue wagging… OK, Mike Tyson still looks like a bad ass.
Reason # 11 - 1 over my10 reason limit, but WTF? This could be your redneck brother taking family portraits.
Popularity: 62%
This video made by The Onion has circulated all around the Internet, but, DAMN, the shit’s funny so here it is again for anyone who may have missed it. Another sick video, sick funny, that is. The Onions skit on Sony’s new “piece of shit“. Come on… we all know this one, Fo sure. Popularity: 61%
William Shatner performs some Sarah Palin poetry on the Tonight Show. Finally, it all makes sense, Thanks William! - funny shit Popularity: 55%
As always, Sarah puts on a confusing show with too many words that no one but Todd can figure out. “ Hollywood needs to know, we eat, therefore we hunt.“… ahh Sarah, debate was over wolves, not sure who eats wolves. “the cold though, doesn’t it split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs? And then in the summertime such extreme summertime about a hundred and fifty degrees hotter than just some months ago, than just some months from now” WTF is she trying to say? Crazy Videos - Sara Palin Greatest Hits and there is David Letterman trying to explain it all The full Sarah Palin rambling session is below, getting through the 2000+ words is a bit painful.
Now this is how you get married, for sure! It starts with a proposal from the pregnant chick with the shotgun. we have the family, her kissin’ cousins, brothers, etc… The wedding ceremony A redneck Wedding Toast
The cool ride out of the wedding trailer,that Limo Truck is sick!
the after party
The honeymoon vacation on the river
Popularity: 17%
Stupid Shit, the backwards trailer
Who needs gas when you can have a sun mobile, actually, this is really cool. This is a solar powered car. Hope they checked the weather report before taking that road trip.
who needs windows when you have duct tape?
The only way to ride, in the back of a truck… in a homemade hottub. This is the ultimate redneck hot tub,beer keg and all.
Popularity: 14%
Gary Kasparov press conference gets interrupted by a dickhead, seriously. Yep, they made a very literal statement with this prank. During a rally staged by Kremlin critics, some pro-kremlin supporters pulled a stunt. They launched a flying penis across the room. The rest is pure sick comedy as people try to catch the pranksters “don’t be a big dick” chopper. I guess the prank got the results they hoped for. For a minute all cameras and eyeballs left the speaker for the amazing sight of a game of “catch the flying cock”. Funny thing is, everyone starred, but was hesitant to lose dignity in actually trying to catch it. Finally a brave man steps up, swats it like a fly and plays the cool hero. Priceless. Popularity: 32%
Tales of the great penis snatching of 2008 may be a bit exaggerated… or not. This may actually be a brilliant way to explain the small pecker to your girl…
When in West , watch out for those crazed you know what snatchers and keep a really close eye on the family jewels. Yep, 13 people have been arrested in Africa for stealing and/or shrinking penises that they wanted for themselves or maybe were envious of, talk about penis envy! How did they do this… well, don’t ya know… Witchcraft! The sorceres / witchdoctors would need a hardcore spell to shrink this bad boy.
This is some twisted shit for sure, Seems centuries later people are still getting arrested for witchcraft. And yes, the suspects were also in that old Chicago gangland method called “protection”. KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted triggered by the alleged witchcraft. Popularity: 27%
Hmmm, maybe a traffic light would work better at this busy intersection? This fool is trying to direct traffic, but I think all the spinning around has him a bit confused. Luckily, the drivers seem to be ignoring his dizzy directions and going the right way. I don’t think you can call it dancing. This really can’t be too safe for cars and traffic since he seems to be pointing them in all directions as he entertains himself dizzily. Silly dancing traffic cop, maybe not the ideal for auto safety at this busy intersection in the Philippines. Popularity: 23%
This must be one of the funniest dumb criminal videos I have seen in a long time. I am still laughing about it. This dumb drunk tries to rob a liquor store and gets beat by bottles and flying debris in the process. It’s hard to tell if he is just that stupid or just that drunk, either way it adds up to some sick shit. Poor drunk fool seems thankful when the police do arrive to rescue him from himself. Popularity: 45% |
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This was a sad weekend for comedy writers, Sarah Palin resigned in Alaska. For a final laugh, she did give us a farewell speech that may live on for many years to come, in late night television.
