Alright, here are the top 10 reasons to maybe quit while you are ahead.. or not. No one really likes a quitter, but this is some crazy shit that no one wants a part of, especially when topless chicks are not involved.

Reason #1 - You may get crazy sick and puke your guts out of your nose while your BFF is taping it all.

Reason # 2 - Faceplant, ooohhh a hard one, OK ,maybe this shit isn’t as funny as it looks? Nope, it’s some funny shit.

Reason #3 - You begin thinking you look cool

Reason #4 - The whole pee one yourself while sick wasted.

Reason #5 - You may begin to think you are Santa Clause, minus the materialistic presents.

Reason #6 - Straight failure at drinking.

Reason #7 - Your bros have too much time on their hands and a deep love of porcupines.

Reason #8 - Your bros have too much time on their hands and no love for porcupines. Fuzzy Bunnies all de way.

Reason #9 - Your kid begins to emulate you.

Reason #10 - Your DUI mugshot looks as silly as this. What is up ? Can’t look badass with your tongue wagging… OK, Mike Tyson still looks like a bad ass.

Reason # 11 - 1 over my10 reason limit, but WTF? This could be your redneck brother taking family portraits.

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What do rednecks do for fun?  I got that answer… Tie a case of beer to their old ladies ass and watch her tractor the shit around. Crazy new sport I guess.

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Now this is how you get married, for sure!

It starts with a proposal from the pregnant chick with the shotgun.

we have the family, her kissin’ cousins, brothers, etc…

The wedding ceremony

A redneck Wedding Toast

The cool ride out of the wedding trailer,that Limo Truck is sick!

the after party

The honeymoon vacation on the river

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Just when you thought you couldn’t stand your neighbors, you end up at Just Sick Shit and find out it really could be worse. Check out these crazy mofo’s, stupid ass rednecks and others of course. I do not wanna feel like I am only picking on the dumb rednecks.

I’m thinking this woman has a collection of Burger King hats, she is queen of the keg for the day cuz ya know no fool would ever get in her way.

If you live next door to this crew, I suggest wearing a bullet proof vest to grab the mail. Trust me, those crazy bastards will mistake you for a deer within the seconds it takes to pound a can of Bud.

This house here is a bit creepy… Kids, just let the ball go when it goes into that yard. Trying to retrieve it… not a good idea.

I hope this house is decorated for Xmas, however, I doubt it is.

Neighborhood block party anyone? Granny wants to dance to those 80’s songs still playing in her head while wearing her hot pants.

From one crazy granny to another, Chuck Norris would be afraid to step in her front yard.

WTF?

WTF?

and WTF? again, actually, this fool just wants to surf I guess

and… If you stop at every yard sale in the city and decorate the yard with the shit, this can be you…

Damn, I am starting to really love and appreciate thy neighbor!

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Stupid Shit, the backwards trailer

Who needs gas when you can have a sun mobile, actually, this is really cool. This is a solar powered car. Hope they checked the weather report before taking that road trip.

who needs windows when you have duct tape?

The only way to ride, in the back of a truck… in a homemade hottub. This is the ultimate redneck hot tub,beer keg and all.

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