Proof That plastic surgery can’t work for everyone. Not that we really need any since Mike and Latoya Jackson became the twins they were never born as. Sick pics of plastic surgery gone wrong.

What can a former marine and a high society socialite possibly have in common? a plastic surgeon maybe? A pale on Just Sick Shit?

OK, its the nutty desire to be a cat.

Here is definite proof that money can’t buy looks… even 2 million.

Socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein spent a rumored 2million (UK or US… not sure) on plastic surgery. She is believed to have started this nutty transformation to keep her husband interested in her, sadly, her husband died last year and she is stuck living this way.

The good news is that we can clearly say that no one is able to guess her age… 62 or 63, I believe. From her photo, she looks like an ageless wreck.

Check out Jocelyn’s transformations over the years

Final cost to Jocelyn … about 2 mil
The “don’t end up like me” message to other nuts ….. priceless!

By the way, below is a picture of Dennis Abner (Dennis Smith), the man who surgically tried to turn himself into a cat and now goes by catman,

The catman is rumored to have spent about 100k and has some sick tattoos  ans some wicked bod mod to show as well… maybe he got the better deal

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These are some sick piercings, just sick shit for sure!

Those are some giant hooks pierced through that fools mouth… WOW.

This extreme and yes, sick piercing looks a bit painful. this is some gross shit. It almost looks like a scarification on the girls back, not really sure.

Can in thy ear?

Feathered back piercing, these cats are stringing feathers through this fools skin. Extreme piercing, hope they cleaned the pigeon feathers before they stuck them onto the end of the piercings.

Coke can piercing gone wrong? this is a very bad scar as a result of an ear piercing. Luckily this type of reaction is very rare.

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Every now and then you come across a product that really makes you wonder about whether its totally cool or sickly stupid. Either way, I love this shit.

So here’s the sales pitch…

 With this incredible invention, you can get a fierce tattoo as quick and easy as putting on a shirt. Just slip one of these Tattoo Sleeves over your arm and you’ll be the envy of every dock worker and biker chick for miles around.

and, the testimonial…

Tattoo Sleeves have changed our lives. Now, when we walk through warehouse districts and dark alleyways, people see our tattoos and get out of the way.

As a bonus..

When you turn 30 and need to get a real job, you’ll save yourself thousands on laser removal.

For $11.89 you and a buddy can get matching tattoos, they are sold in 2 packs. What a bargain. The downside, is that you will need to take your shopping to Stupid.com and have that appear on your credit card statement.

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This is beyond , these fools are just sewering themselves with, skewers. This is actually done at an Asian vegetarian festival, go figure.

This is very bizarre and just sick shit. Weird world of at the Chinese Vegetarian Festival.

Now skewers is not the only thing these fools with. In the second video, these fools are trying to stick a rather large meet hook, or some kind of spiked hook through the side of this mans face…. way, way, .

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Here is another asian

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Here is some Extreme piercing craziness as these fools go for the Guiness Book record of Human pin cushion or seriously sick piercing records.

Brent Moffatt from Winnipeg, Canada, pierces himself with surgical needles as he sets a Guinness record for most body piercings, in Montreal, December 13, 2003. Moffatt inserted 900 needles into his legs to break his previous record of 702 piercings.

Here are some other extreme piercing record holders that followed in the next few years for most pins stuck into the human pincushions. OOOUUUCH!!

On May Day, 2005, at Body Matrix in Bemidji, MN the Guinness World Record for the most temporary piercings was challenged by Steve Deerwood of Minneapolis, MN and Jeremy VanWert of Bemidji, MN.  The aim of all participants involved in the event is to set a new Guinness World Record and to raise funds for the Initiative for Peaceful Change and a local domestic abuse project in Bemidji, MN.

Steve Deerwood had 2,507 22-gauge (1.5 inch long) surgical needles inserted into his body by Jeremy VanWert in 6 hours and 15 minutes at Body Matrix in Bemidji, MN, USA on May 1, 2005.  The previous record, verified by Guinness World Records, TM, was for 745 needles.

During our attempt a needle was inserted every 9 seconds to symbolize the fact that a woman is battered every 9 seconds in the

United States.  This record was attempted in order to raise awareness and funds for the prevention of domestic abuse.

and one more very brave piercing guiness book record holder…

The world record for most body piercings in one session is 1015 piercings in 7 hours and 55 minutes achieved by Charlie Wilson (UK)

and Kam Ma (UK) at the Sunderland Body Art, Sunderland, Tyne and Wear, UK, on March 4, 2006.

The following people do not hold records in Guiness, but sure do have some balls and resistance to pain.

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Ancient Chinese secret… how to change a girl into a boy, may need to remain a secret since it does not seem to work. It seems some not too well intentioned grandparents broke out the voodoo books and metal pins and may have tried their hands at the old wives tale cure for that horrible Asian birth defect, femaleatosis. That particular plague seems to effect 1/2 the population. Anyway, the pin cushion/human voodoo doll cure, did not work as well as they had hoped for. Sorry grandma and grandpa, still have a granddaughter, maybe they should have removed the pins after a few hours of baby crying and yet no miraculous change in gender.

Here is the original story… Doctors in China have saved the life of a woman who had 26 pins and needles inserted into her body when she was a child in an apparent attempt to change her sex to a boy.

The objects were discovered when the 29-year-old woman, named in local papers as Luo Cuifen, went to hospital for a check-up after she started experiencing blood in her urine.

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There are some really extreme trends when it comes to bod mod (body modification), this one here just looks way too painful to me. This is tongue splitting to get that v shaped snake tongue look. After healing, it does not look too bad, but raw, the shit looks wicked and torturous.

Looking at that picture looks plain painful, and, I gotta say, I never knew the inside of your tongue looked that way.

Biting your tongue hurts like a Mutha Flucker, I can’t imagine how these fools sit through having their shit cut in two. Ouch, Ouch and OUUUCH! So when piercings, tattoo and cool hair cuts aren’t trendy or different enough… you can try this crazy shit.

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Check out this video of this dude getting his tongue split

Here is what it looks like when healed

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Most people have hobbies. Some folks go fishing, some paint, some golf on weekends. These fools below have some extreme hobbies that include pain, blood and lots of metal, needles and fish hooks.

Now this cat below… he must have ran out of cupboard space… mixing his hobby of hooks in flesh and need for storage he came up with this sound plan. And, in case he ever forgets his name, he tattooed it on his belly.

So, good job hanging the appliances, Brandon.

Now this cat below, he really likes playing darts. After he lost the dart board, he just started using his belly button as a bulls eye. Now I am glad to see he is all about safety here with his facial covering.

The woman, her name is Elaine, below, is the Guiness book record holder for most pierced lady. 720piercings when thy counted in 2001. Her hobbies? you may have guessed it, sick and crazy piercing all over.

these guys below, well they combined a few different hobbies together with the entire body piercing thing so we get things like body beading and fish sympathizing (hook in neck thing).

Anyway, check out the extreme piercing gallery below.

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Sick Shit… ahh, yep, it is

Here are some way sick tattoo and Bod mod photos… these people may have taken this body art thing just a little bit too far. These guys are just insane, tattoos, bod mod, vegetables and all… and the asian photos of the hack saw and green bean piercings, hell, I don’t even know what came over those fools. The dude with his eyes and mouth sewn shut… another charmer

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Wow, this is some shit that would make any man squirm just thinking about it, but this fool is living it in color… blood red that is.

This was taken from a body modification site and it is called a “pull”. Basically, these cats put hooksunder the skin, like you would in a suspension stunt, but instead of being suspended, they pull things like cars with these hooks in their flesh.

Some, like this are way extreme. This fool pulls a Chevy with his nuts… yes, his ball sack!

The pictures are very, very graphic, so be warned

Click here to see the image gallery because they are way too insane to stick on the main page… WOW

From what I read he made it through this crazy stunt in 1 piece and was OK afterwards.

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