Sickly Lucky! This video came out 2 days ago. Seems a woman stumbled around the subway station and fell in the path of a train. Talk about about being very lucky. Fox got this from surveillance footage, they say. The woman is either drugged, drunk, a bit crazy, or just a wee bit suicidal, really, I have no idea.  Either way, lucky beyond belief. Sick videos of a close call…

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What the….

You really gotta wonder how one locomotive ends up parked atop another.  This is some mind boggling sick shit here

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One more time… Stupid Moose, move out of the trains way, foolio

Well, it’s not like they didn’t warn the moose, or tried to sneak up on it! The dumb ass Moose just wouldn’t freakin move! Moose Wreck… Hope he’s got good insurance, or didn’t have any expensive surgery" target="_blank">Lasik Eye Surgery done recently, because if he did, it’s all for nothing. Basically because I think his eyes are somewhere of in the woods as it was squashed like a grape! Why didn’t the Moose move?

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and, I must add, This lady actually did get her free headshot portfolio! (courtesy of the police department)… but really, 10 years is a long time to wait. Trust me, I say it can be done in weeks, these hotties did it, so can you!

This lovely lady got the full treatment in only 6 weeks! yes those incredible sucked in cheeks can be yours in as little as 6 weeks! and can you see how much higher her brows look since her eyes squint a bit from the light now. Also, she has that just been punched in the mouth full lip look that so many ladies pay the cosmetic surgeons for… always a plus!

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Jesus Fuc*ing Christ! train ride in Mumbaii… I think I may wanna skip all that crazy shit. I have seen some packed trains in my life… but this takes the cake and the award for the craziest mutha fukas out there… These fools are hanging on to the side of the train just to get a ride home or where ever the hell is so important to them to risk getting thier guts splattered along side the subway tunnel… That really is some of the craziest shit I have ever seen in my life and I gotta say if I did not see the video, and someone told me these crazy Mofos do that crazy ass shit… I would have told them they are full of it.. WTF?

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On the subject of horrible train wrecks… who can forget this one. k, its not technically a “real” train wreck… but still a crash and burn if anyone has ever seen one. but we all know this is entertaining as hell

so lets hear it for Mr. Hung… and that boy must be “well” hung if you know what I mean to actually get on national TV with this bit

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check this out… this is crazy sick, this is a video of two early 1900 trains heading towards each other on the tracks and crashing head on into eack other… nuts

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On Thursday Sept. 13, 2001 Amtrak’s California Zephyr #5 left the siding at Salduro approx. 10 miles east of Wendover, UT. One problem, there was still a UP coal on the main. Although not official (yet), this one almost certainly was human failure, as the signals were in working order, with no reported mechanical failures aboard the train. The picture quality is horrible, but you can plainly see the area where the front of Amtrak 149 sliced into the UP coal train still clearing on the main. The small object behind the engine on the right is a crane, which is sitting at the end of what is left of the siding, which I believe was Salduro @ MP 814.8. The baggage car is on the left. That’s part of the telephone line still draped over the front of 149.

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The giant plume of smike at this scene says it all, this was a major train derailment of a frieght train filled with chemicals… the train crash was horrible enough, but the cargo of chemicals it was carrying made this a crazy situation that needed to even evacuate nearby residents as the fumes filled the air above.

Following excerpt was taken from the UTU News online. Friday, May 3, 2002

CN train hauling chemicals derails in Manitoba

FIRDALE, Manitoba — A freight train carrying dangerous chemicals collided with a semi-trailer in southwestern Manitoba on Thursday (May 2), sending a towering plume of thick, black smoke into the air and forcing the evacuation of dozens of area residents, the Globe and Mail reported.
CN Rail spokesman Jim Feeny said neither the truck driver nor the train’s driver were killed in the 4:15 p.m. accident, but there was a large fire at an uncontrolled railway crossing along CN’s main line.

“A locomotive and several cars have derailed,” he said. “There were no injuries to our crew and preliminary information was that the truck driver was not injured, but we do have a fire on scene.”

Feeny said 15 of the 20 cars that derailed were on fire, including cars carrying benzene and plastic pellets. At least one of the derailed cars was carrying hexane, although that car was not on fire, he said.

An area five to eight kilometers wide was being evacuated, although Manitoba RCMP spokesman Sergeant Steve Saunders indicated the region was sparsely populated.

Among the evacuees were 60 residents of the Pine Creek Hutterite colony who live two kilometers from the crash site.

Colony manager Lawrence Maendel was at the crash site shortly after the accident happened.

“My tongue was tingling, but we should be OK,” said Maendel, who was frustrated at being evacuated because the colony is in the middle of spring seeding and still has 1,780 hectares left to go.

They also have 5,000 goslings that need to be attended every two to three hours.

“All we are concerned about right now is when we can get back in there,” he said. “This is our livelihood.”

Roy Storie and his wife Gwen also live near the accident site. They took the dog when the evacuation order came down but had to leave their cat behind.

“This is a dangerous toxin — it could get you any time,” Roy said. “One of the guys came tearing down the road. He said a ball of flame was going over his house.”

Gerry Smith, who works at the Petro-Canada station in nearby Austin, said several emergency officials instructed him to spread word of the fire and stand by for possible evacuation.

“They’ve got everybody on standby in case we have to bug out. There’s been a number of outfits been through here,” Smith said.

“They say if it [smoke] comes down, it will fry the lungs right out of you. There’s a bit of concern. I’m not too keen about the whole thing, but what are you going to do?”

Hexane is a liquid hydrocarbon that can be harmful if inhaled. Its vapor can cause flash fires and overexposure may cause nausea and dizziness.

Benzene is a colorless liquid that is volatile and carcinogenic. It is found in coal, tar and petroleum and is used as a solvent in the manufacturing of plastics.

Sgt. Saunders said several kilometers of the Trans-Canada Highway had been closed and traffic rerouted onto the Yellowhead Highway.

Darius Wurtz, who lives eight kilometers from the site, took his plane up to get a better look.

“I knew it was serious,” he said. “You don’t see smoke like that. It’s a sight to behold, burning like crazy.”

Firdale, about 150 kilometers west of Winnipeg, was also the scene of a derailment in December 1992 when 25 cars of a 90-car CN freight train jumped the track. Thirteen of the derailed cars were carrying pulp, seven held lumber and five were empty.

The Transportation Safety Board found a straight-plate wheel on one car had cracked through the hub after becoming overheated because of sticking brakes.

The 70-car train that derailed Thursday was a regularly scheduled east-bound freight.

May 3, 2002

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